 |  766113 | Nov 5, 2005 9:22am | | There are so many memorable quotes from Family Guy, but what is one of your favorites? |
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Sponsor |  stephiebug | Nov 5, 2005 12:12pm | The Stewie quote....the one where he says something like "no sprinkles on my ice cream, for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you".
How does that go exactly? Help me out, please! |
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| | | 766113 | Nov 5, 2005 12:34pm | Haha, that is a good one. I'm pretty sure this is the exact quote. :)
"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
I myself like the one where Peter says "wow is that really the blood of Christ? Wow, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day!" |
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Sponsor | | m2hnj | Nov 5, 2005 2:28pm | | Stewie: "You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that." |
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|  yagood | Nov 7, 2005 3:23am | I've just looked at familyguyquotes.com [familyguyquotes.com] but there's too many to choose from. Every single is amazing. In general, I love every flashback scenes and quotes after "like this one time when... (flashback) (then quote)" :-) Oh, and I love when they play with words too:
Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You bastard |
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|  TechTurk | Nov 8, 2005 10:17am | Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!
OK, so its not my absolute favorite. More to come... |
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| | | italian-scallion | Nov 8, 2005 2:35pm | Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blacku-Weather Forecast, Olie?
Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Olie. Up next, a pig that won't eat Jews. |
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| | TechTurk | Nov 9, 2005 10:49am | | Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection. |
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| | | WizKryton | Nov 10, 2005 5:14am | Okay, so it's not really a quote, but I absolutely laugh histerically every time I see the episode where Brian and Stewie are 'babysitting' for Chris and Meg, and they end up talking to Tom the anchorman and his kid with the Upside-down face.
When Brian makes the faux-pau of mentioning the upside down face in front of Tom and the boy, the look Stewie gives him... I didn't know they could do that in cartoons! :) |
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